A happy thought

Imagine a sasquatch. Probably about 12 feet tall, covered in hair, huge and muscular, with hands for feet like a monkey. He stands on top of his mountain and hurls giant boulders at travellers while making loud grunting sasquatch sounds.

He smells nice.

Now picture the same thing, only shrunken and miniature, only a foot tall. He is your loyal companion, following you everywhere, biting peoples knees and helping you out however he can. He still makes sasquatch sounds, and he throws golfball sized chunks of ground at people who pass or look at you funny.

And hes really fast.

Still smells good too.

Whenever you are going through a difficult time in life, just think of your sasquatch companion and you will be comforted. If anything, be comforted by the fact that I think about these things fairly often. So don't worry, you probably are as crazy as you think, but its not as bad as some other people you know...